Eau De Play-Doh
January 24th, 2007 by Andy |
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 Best reason to date a 5yr old? They smell like Play-Doh all the time. If stupid “laws” stand between you and your totally healthy obsession with kids, then maybe this will be your salvation: Play-Doh Cologne. Targeted at “highly-creative people, who seek a whimsical scent reminiscent of their childhood”, this cologne is the latest in a string of awesome decisions by the Hasbro boardroom. I mean seriously, come the f##k on! A scent for people who want to smell like kids? JESUS. Just… just MY GOD. Via the eagle-eyed Red Ferett Journal. |
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January 24th, 2007 at 11:38 am
It’s like catnip for pedophiles
January 24th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
seriously, right? i think hasbro’s new slogan should be “we make decisions like children: poorly”
January 25th, 2007 at 8:18 am
I’m so getting this. Then I can feel hot like a 5 year old, and Chris will start groping me like an old man with a pocket full of candy. Oh yeah.
January 25th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
haha chris is the pedophile in babs’ fantasy. loser!